Where all the stupid people have been before
      let’s be stupid, and get stupid let’s be like,

      stupid happy drive down 18 hours stopping by
every pie and gator tourist trap and get trapped

let’s see the stupid Everglades and Florida Keys
      that every stupid person swears

      is the most beautiful after all, you’re tired of
everyone telling you how stupid you are

for not having gone by now what are you
      waiting for, stupid it’s like stupid,

      you haven’t gone where you can be
like brain dead lie on the beach,

and do nothing you should do nothing
      you need it just relax, stupid I dare you

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Image: “That Would Be a Turtle Atop a Gator” from The Dollar Store Estate Sale Collection