Nonfiction

“Seven Bachelor Party Ideas Rejected By My Friend, Joe (The Groom)” by Eric K. Auld

1. We buy two different flavors of Jell-O and combine them to create one brand new flavor. We wait for four hours. After the Jell-O cools, we each take a spoonful, shake hands, and depart. Not one word is spoken during the entire encounter. 2. We each buy a bottle of spring water (twenty ounces)… Continue reading “Seven Bachelor Party Ideas Rejected By My Friend, Joe (The Groom)” by Eric K. Auld

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“A Medley of Extemporanea” by Tobias Seamon

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea, And love is a thing that can never go wrong And I am Marie of Rumania. —Dorothy Parker Queen Marie of Romania (1875–1938) was a statuesque beauty whose reign was notable for diligence, common-sense and decency, attributes not normally associated with Romania but… Continue reading “A Medley of Extemporanea” by Tobias Seamon